Dark Kingdom 12 Days of Christmas

Dark Kingdom 12 Days of X-Mas


By: Elektra

Jed: “On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…a better song to sing to!
Zoi: “Who chose this song anyways?”
Mal: “Nephrite.”
Neph: “Did not! It was Endymion!”
Endy: “Shut up, you arrogant slob!
Mal: “Enough. Your turn Zoisite!
Zoi: “On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…two dead Nephrites.”
Neph: “Hey!”
Jed: “And a better song to sing to!”
Endy: “For once, I agree!”
Zoi: “Who asked you?”
Neph: “Hit it, Malachite!”
Mal: “On the third day of X-mas my true love gave to me…Endymion hanging!”
Jed: “Gross!”
Zoi: “Yeah!”
Endy: “You guys are jerks!”
Mal: “Ahem.”
Mal: “Endymion hanging!”
Zoi: “Two dead Nephrites!”
Jed: “And a better song to sing to!”
Neph: “You know, I’m starting to like this song!”
Endy: “Well, you’re up next Neffy!”
Neph: “Don’t call me that!”
Zoi: “Just sing you dweeb!”
Neph: “On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…four hot chicks!”
Jed: “Now you’re talking!”
Zoi: “Yuck!”
Endy: “Yeah!”
Mal: “Will you dim-wits stay on track?”
Zoi: “Ooops, sorry my love!”
Jed: “Don’t start!”
Neph: “Four hot chicks!”
Mal: "Endymion hanging!"
Zoi: “Two dead Nephrites!”
Jed: “And a better song to sing to!”
Mal: “I hate to say it, but you’re next Endy-boy.”
Endy: “On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…five Sailor Scouts!”
(A collective gasp of disbelief mixed with disgust is uttered by the four kings.)
Endy: “What?” (Looks confused.)
Zoi: “Scouts!?”
Mal: “Scouts!?”
Neph: “Scouts!?”
Jed: :::burps loudly:::
(A silence fills the room for a timeless time.)
Endy: “five Sailor Scouts”
Neph: “four hot chicks!”
Mal: “Endymion hanging!”
Zoi: “two dead Nephrites!”
Jed: “and a better song to sing to!”
Zoi: “This song is really getting weird.”
Neph: “Not to mention educational.”
Mal: “How so?”
Neph: “I now know that I should have not let Jedite sing.”
Zoi: “Why?”
Neph: “He’s tone deaf.”
Jed: “You should talk! I’ve heard better sounds from your Ferrari!”
Mal: “Come on, you bozos, let’s finish the damn thing! My hair needs a brushing.”
Endy: “Okay, okay! Jedite, you’re up again!”
Jed: “On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…six cans of peanuts!”
Zoi: “Peanuts? You really ARE nuts!”
Jed: “I resent that.”
Endy: “I prefer sunflower nuts.”
Mal: “That’s sunflower SEEDS, lame-brain.”
Endy: “NUTS!”
Mal: “SEEDS!”
Neph: “Cut it out! I’m getting a migraine.”
Zoi: “You really ought to get a life!”
Neph: “Who asked you?”
Mal: “PLEASE! Let’s just finish the damn song. I’m starting to get cranky.”
Jed: “Oh, yes! We must now bow down to the o’ great and mighty ‘Boomerang Boy.”
Endy: “Boomerang Boy?”
(The entire horde of Dark Kingdom hotties except Malachite are rolling on the floor in hysteria.)

Since our Dark Kingdom hotties are kind of…indisposed right now, this little bit will be continued later…

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